The Pyramid Paradox: How Aliens Built Wonders but Forgot to Share the Cool Stuff
When ancient Aliens skipped the Techno-Party and left us Hieroglyphic Hangovers
Surely you’ve heard of Warp Drive Papyrus, Universal Translator Sandstone, Holographic Sphinx Simulators, Anti-Gravity Sand, and Nanobot-Building Scarab Beetles. Right?
If not, keep reading. You’re about to.
Back up half a decade or so.
I used to be a fan of the History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” tv show. 🤷♂️
It sparked my imagination. I also really like the idea of tall, skinny, greyish semi-nude creatures with big black eyes having visited (or still visiting) our lowly planet and helping us carve out monolithic monuments that have stood the test of time to the tune of thousands if not tens of thousands of years.
That’s until I engaged my critical thinking brain and started poking holes in that theory.
Was anything left in the bucket? Keep reading.
First, the facts:
The great pyramids of Egypt have always captivated our imagination, standing tall as a testament to the ingenuity of…
