When ancient Aliens skipped the Techno-Party and left us Hieroglyphic Hangovers — Surely you’ve heard of Warp Drive Papyrus, Universal Translator Sandstone, Holographic Sphinx Simulators, Anti-Gravity Sand, and Nanobot-Building Scarab Beetles. Right? If not, keep reading. You’re about to. Back up half a decade or so. I used to be a fan of the History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” tv show. 🤷♂️ It sparked my imagination. I also really like…